We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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