shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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