I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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