BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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