the condom got lost in my hair
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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