There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
nut hugger
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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