Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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