no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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