You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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