would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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