If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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