Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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