She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.