So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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