I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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