break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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