Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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