I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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