so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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