2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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