I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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