I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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