I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Found your dick twin last night
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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