YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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