i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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