yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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