Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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