im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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