and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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