Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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