the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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