belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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