i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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