Say something about gay babies.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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