I feel great
I just peed on a car
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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