i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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