bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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