I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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