He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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