and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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