belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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