Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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