Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well you can't waste a boner
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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