The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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