Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
this boner is exhausting
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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