D3 body, D1 cock
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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