I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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