He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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