i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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