I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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