New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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