There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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