Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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