He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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